“Gay Positioning System” Navigates Roads and Rights

April 1, 2008 • Politics and Law, Travel • 5 Comments

Kansas-based Garmin, makers of Global Positioning System (GPS) technology, today announced the availability of its “Gay Positioning System.” The new handheld units not only tell users how to find their way on the road, but also point out the status of their relationships as they cross city and state lines.

“A couple could be married in Massachusetts, civil unioned in Connecticut, domestic partnered in DC, or now, mutually committed in Salt Lake City,” said Dr. Min Kao, Chairman and CEO. “Who better than Garmin to give them up-to-the-minute information that helps them find their way both geographically and legally?”

As the company says on its Web site, “We don’t just design and sell products, we embrace the lifestyles.”