I love the Mary Horton redo of How The Grinch Stole Christmas that you Tweeted (Twittered? Twote?) about: http://www.maryannhorton.com/grinch.html. Hard to top that one. :)

(Though when I hit the first line of your last verse, I thought you were going in a turkey-basterish direction.)

I sat there with Sally
we sat there we two
and we said “Since we’re gay
there’s so much we can do!”

But there’s one thing we can’t
and we’ve just got to say
“Please give us us rights:
a white wedding day!”