Ellen DeGeneres announced on her show this morning that she and Portia De Rossi are getting married, now that it is legal in California. Her audience is enthusiastic, to say the least. She didn’t go into details about the event, but I think it’s safe to say there will be dancing.

The unfortunate rumor, however, is that Jodie Foster and her partner of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, are splitting up. Considering that the source is the National Enquirer, though, I think there’s still a chance that this is false. Perhaps they will even have a super-secret wedding, in keeping with their very private lives. (Thanks, PageOneQ.)