Lesbian Worms
When scientists at the University of Utah flipped a certain genetic switch in the brains of female worms, it caused them to be attracted to other female worms, further proof that sexual orientation is genetic.
Now the nematodes are forming a softball team and planning a music festival.
(What does a lesbian worm bring on a second date? —A U-Crawl.)
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Oh Dana. No you didn’t.
(and no, I am absolutely -not- giggling about your terrible puns]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh! U-Crawl! Aaaaaaaaaargh! D’ohhhhhhh!
You’re lucky we’re not in the same room (much less the same state), because I’d have to remove my baseball hat from my head and wap you with it, the only proper response for a pun like that.
I will be spending the remaining free moments today trying (desperately, fruitlessly) to come up with a lesbian-worm-themed pun. Don’t hold your breath.