I may be the last person in the country to discover the wonders of a safety can opener, which takes off the top of cans without leaving a sharp rim. It was always a point of pride with me that I used a simple Swing-A-Way opener. The Swing-A-Way was classic. It did the job it was intended to do, with no frills. It wasn’t wasteful and electric. It did, however, create a raw edge on both lid and can that made me check my tetanus-booster records and keep my son away from our recycling bin.

OXO Good Grips 1049953 Smooth Edge Can OpenerMy mother, however, recently got a safety opener, which cuts into the side of the can, at the very top, and somehow manages to leave both can and lid smooth. She then got us one as a gift. I highly recommend it for all families with small children. OXO, whose products I like a lot, has one, as does Zyliss, a few dollars cheaper.

Bonus can-opening points to the first person who can identify this quote (author and book) from children’s literature:

At our house
we open cans.
We have to open
many cans.
And that is why
we have a Zans.
A Zans for cans
is very good.
Have you a Zans for cans?
You should.