A very merry Christmas to those of you celebrating it today. I offer you, as a special holiday present, my own lesbian-mom version of a classic holiday tune:
I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus
I saw Mommy kissing Mrs. Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then I saw Mommy tickle Mrs. Claus
Right beside our tree of sparkling light
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Mama had only seen
Mommy kissing Mrs. Claus last night.
May you and your families create your own traditions to blend with the best of the old.