LGBT culture creeps in when you least expect it. No wonder the right wing is scared of us.

My son loves when my partner or I make up stories for him. He can be very specific in his requests, however, and often tells us what characters he wants in the story, where they should be, and what he wants them to be doing.

Islands seem to figure prominently in many of the tales he draws on for inspiration. Thomas the Tank Engine lives on the Island of Sodor. Clifford the Big Red Dog lives on Birdwell Island. The board game Cariboo takes place on Cariboo Island. It was only natural, therefore, that when he wanted us to make up a story about firetrucks, he requested, “Tell me a story about all of the firetrucks on [pause to think of a name] . . . Fire Island!”

I resisted the urge to begin, “Once upon a time, there was a burly lesbian firefighter . . .”

(For those of you unfamiliar with Fire Island: It’s a popular LGBT resort area near New York City.)